# 1 Reason I Thank God I'm Gay... Absolutely NO Risk Of Unexpected/Unplanned Pregnancy!!!

However, if I were to decide, in a momentary laps of reason, to have a child and that child EVER acted up like this… I would just start shaking my head in disgust, asking if anyone knew who this horrible child’s parents were as I walked casually... yet very quickly, out of the store to my car and simply drive away. Leaving the whole terrible scene… and the child, behind!

Done and done! Ploblem solved!

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