Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut, Sometimes You Don't!
While there is a part of me that can certainly appreciate lowbrow humor and I get where, in theory, these “Truck Nuts” (as they are officially known) are quite hilarious, but REALLY?
I mean, after the initial laugh one might get upon seeing a set of these dangling from the back of a pick-up - my first time was in the parking lot of a Home Depot (go figure), you suddenly get the reality of the situation. Here is a man driving around with a large metal BALL SAC hanging from the back of his truck! Was the truck not amply tough looking as it was? Is he so insecure and/or unsure of his manliness that he needs to display these surrogates. Or is he simply a piece of white trash? I think we all know the answer here.
I mean, after the initial laugh one might get upon seeing a set of these dangling from the back of a pick-up - my first time was in the parking lot of a Home Depot (go figure), you suddenly get the reality of the situation. Here is a man driving around with a large metal BALL SAC hanging from the back of his truck! Was the truck not amply tough looking as it was? Is he so insecure and/or unsure of his manliness that he needs to display these surrogates. Or is he simply a piece of white trash? I think we all know the answer here.
Exhibit A
Then other questions begin to come to mind. Does he drive everywhere with his “Truck Nuts” swinging? Does he drive his family to church, his kids to school? What about funeral processions? Or maybe he removes them for such occasions. Unfortunately, I think we again know the answer.
No matter what you think about “Truck Nuts”, one thing is true, someone has become VERY rich by inventing them. Which got me thinking, how I could get in on that action. Then it came to me… penis shaped exhaust pipes!!! And for the lady truckers, giant breast bumpers and vagina license plate frames!
No matter what you think about “Truck Nuts”, one thing is true, someone has become VERY rich by inventing them. Which got me thinking, how I could get in on that action. Then it came to me… penis shaped exhaust pipes!!! And for the lady truckers, giant breast bumpers and vagina license plate frames!
